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S3E5 — The Library // D&D AU
Jerry becomes the focus of an investigator with the Society of Brilliance when records reveal he didn’t return a tome years ago; Kramer falls in love with the Librarian’s tiefling assistant.
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eorge: Oh yeah. These are fantastic, fantastic. Ya know,
I’d love to get a jump on the next batch; where do you come out?
She’s been ignoring this section all night. Quesadilla?
Anna: No thanks.
George: My name is George.
Anna : Anna. I don’t recall seeing you around the office. Do you work in the mail
room?
George: No, I’m a friend of Elaine Benes.
Anna: Oh. Excuse me.
George: So…
Man: How ‘bout leading us in a toast?
Elaine: Oh, sure. Hey guys, I wanna make a toast. Um… Here’s to us who want us in the right place, and those who don’t can shut their face. All right, who’s dancin’? C'mon, who’s dancin’? Do you want me to get it started? I’ll get it started. Yeah!
George: Sweet Fancy Moses!
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omg a fellow jerrygeorge shipper you’re so enlightened
yess it’s true you need an incredibly high iq to understand jerrygeorge
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Sorry I’ve been away, Jerry hit menopause and thinks he can’t cum again, fucking idiot.
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literally thought of the concept that was the opposite of videogames characters and my first two characters I thought of were Kramer and Gene Belcher
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I forget about shipping cosmogeorge until I rewatch the busboy. the first george and kramer adventure. george-totally-not-a-repressed-gay-man-costanza getting all flustered and touchy when antonio kisses him.
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saw a post here the other day really keen on the idea that jerry was the least funny of the group, that the entire group could do without him and that he’s dead weight yada yada. been thinking about it. wondering if said person is the jerry seinfeld of their friend group, unbeknownst.
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Gonna level with y'all, it had not occurred to me that Jerry Seinfeld had aged since the Seinfeld show came out LMAO
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bee movie reminds us all of how on earth they didn’t get matthew broderick on seinfeld. how is that even possible.
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rewatching bee movie (don’t ask me why) and pretty sure this should be considered part of seinfandom
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George: Ma, guess what!
Estelle: Oh, my God!
George: No, it’s nothing bad. I’m getting married.
Estelle: You’re what?
George: I’m getting married?
Mrs. C: Oh, my god! You’re getting married?
George: Yes!
Estelle: Oh, I can’t believe it. Frank, come here.
Frank: You come here.
Estelle:: Georgie’s getting married.
Frank: What?
Estelle: Georgie’s getting married.
Frank Get outta of here. He’s getting married?
Estelle: Yes.
Frank To a woman?
Estelle: Of course to a woman. What’s she look like?
Frank: I’m sure she’s pretty gorgeous.
George: What difference does it make what she looks like?
Estelle: Is she pretty?
George: Yes, she’s pretty. What difference does it make?
Estelle: Oh, I’m just curious.
Frank: She’s not pretty?
Estelle: Let me talk to her.
George: She wants to talk to you.
Susan:: Uh, hello?
Estelle: Congratulations!
Susan:: I just want you to know that I love your son very much.
Estelle: You do?
Susan: Yes.
Estelle: Really?
Susan: Yes.
Estelle: May I ask why?
Frank Okay…
Estelle: Will you stop. I’m on the telephone.
Frank: Can I talk to her, please?
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rewatching the deal and can’t believe elaine and kramer never happened, even just like as a fling
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This is my 40 year-old Virgin wife
And my artist wife who likes to steal lines from movies in her letters to me
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George goes on a date with a man for the first time the weekend before he starts a new job. On his first day he finds out his new boss is the father of the man he went out with. George gets uncomfortable while he's talking about this and his new boss thinks he's homophobic.
You’re not gonna believe this but there’s a Tiff and Eve for this 😭
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Leaving an ask in a fandom blog inactive for years like leaving flowers on someone’s grave
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listen, the gendered dynamics of seinfeld’s the phone message (where jerry says he hates a pants commercial and his date says she likes it) is by all means not lost on me, ok. however, as an equally autistic, mentally ill individual, I cannot begin to stress how much I get his side. I have had repeated reflections on the most inconsequential of things with the occasional inconsequential rant about them. I am quite passionated (derogatory) about the story in the lyrics of rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer. I don’t think I could have a second date with someone who loves rudolph the red-nosed reindeer and shows no argument as to why they do when I present all the incongruencies in the lyrics. it’s not about the disagreement, disagreement is wonderful, it’s about not having thought more than “yeah, I just like it”.
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Gene Belcher is watching a Seinfeld clip where Jerry tries to prove he’s sentimental about his gf by showing cards from his grandmother and the she goes “you have cards of her but not me?” and leaves him.
Gene: “How dare you cheat with your grandmother?! Do you have any dignity, Jerome?!”
(Literally thought this the other day btw lol)
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This shot and this scene is so perfect 👌
THIS IS NOT GOOD. WORLDS ARE COLLIDING. GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET!
As he walks to his bedroom with his ball
“Pride and power” Yankees poster 😆
Is it immaturity? Sure, but immaturity is never wrong. What would be wrong is the bad behavior and sinful shit that immaturity tempts people to do
This here is my boy being my boy. Getting rightfully upset and then crying out to God about it
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the rare jerry’s nickname for elaine appearance and it hits like crack every single time
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Season 8 episode 9 of Seinfeld has Jerry being easily disgusted, Kramer needing to learn how to shower efficiently (leading to some great jerrykramer moments) AND a James Spader cameo!!! A triple threat!!!
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If y’all see me reblogging a bunch of jerrykramer content, put the hood back on. This puppy’s running just fine.
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So what you are saying is that 90 to 95 percent of the population is undateable?“
Seinfeld
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The looney tunes show isn’t a looney tunes version of Seinfeld, it’s a Looney Tunes version of it’s always sunny in Philadelphia
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George: Hi. I-I really should be getting back to my fiance, you know, we, uh,
we had this big fight yesterday and, uh, well she, she wants to-to know my
secret code. I-I don’t know, I can’t tell her. The funny thing is, you know, I
would really love to tell someone ‘cause it’s killing me. You uh, you wanna
know what it is? It’s Bosco. You know, the chocolate syrup? I love that
stuff, I pour it in milk, it’s my favorite drink. Hoo-hoo, boy, that is a
relief!
Momma: Bosco. Bosco.
George: Oh, shhh.
Momma: Bosco!
Peterman: Momma?
George" Quiet, quiet! It’s a secret.
Momma: ! Bosco! Bosco!
George: Shut up! Shut up!
Peterman: Momma! What are you trying to say?
Momma: Bosco.
Peterman: She’s gone. Bosco?
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« I always thought that my comedy writing sensibility was like, ’30 Rock’ meets ‘The West Wing, but then I rewatched ‘Seinfeld’ for the first time in a long time. I stole a lot of stuff. There’s a lot of sarcasm, and a lot of personalities. You run it through your processor, and this other thing comes out. Obviously, we’re in the ‘Game of Thrones’ world. There’s a lot that we drew on visually. [Michael] Fassbender’s ‘Macbeth’ was a big one for us. I love the big historical epics that they don’t make anymore. I wanted, for our budget, for us to get as much scale as we possibly could by having the camera hang back in long, wide shots, and letting the action play out. »
— A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms showrunner Ira Parker on some of the things which influenced his thinking regarding the series. From IndieWire.
That Seinfeld reference made me think that we could some day see a Westerosi equivalent of the Soup Nazi.
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David puddy was so real for stealing Jerry’s routine. Not specifically Jerry’s routine but like. In general. The swirl. I know a thing or two. It could happen to me it could happen to u
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George: If this lip reading thing works tonight do you know how incredible this is going to be? It’s like having Superman for your friend.
Jerry: I know. It’s like X-ray vision.
George: If we could just harness this power and use it for our own personal gain, there’d be no stopping us.
Newman:(panicking) hear you’ve got some lip reader working for you. You gotta let me use her for one day. Just one day.
Jerry: Can’t do it Newman.
Newman: But Jerry, we’ve got this new supervisor down at the post office. He’s working behind this glass. I know they’re talking about me. They’re going to transfer me, I know it. Two hours, give me two hours.
Jerry: Not going to happen.
Newman: (sinister) All right, all right. All right, you go ahead. You go ahead and keep it secret. But you remember this. When you control the mail, you control… information.
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After the whole thing with George’s fiance ‘turning straight’ I’m headcanoning/interpreting Jerry and George as straight out of spite
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▶ Seinfeld-S9E8-The Betrayal-FORWARDS CUT
This episode is commonly called “The Backwards Episode”; and all events in it take place in reverse chronological order. On the Season Nine DVD set however, there is a feature which allows the viewer to watch this episode play out in normal chronology.
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Just taking a moment to point out how into “Alchemised” I am and taking another moment to recommend it. I am only 3 chapters in and probably as obsessed with this novel as I was “Game of Thrones.”
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I’ve realized… I’m Seinfeld coded
Made a meal for my 2 housemates and I.
My friend “R” says to me later “how much do I owe you for it?”
I tell them nothing, it was free.
Later we go to the gas station to get some pop. And I realize I forgot my wallet. “R” says how I could use tap to pay or how she can pay for it. To pay me back for the meal. The pop is like a 1 dollar (1.09 to be exact).
And I say how that’s not of equal value. A 1 dollar soda for a cooked meal.
She says that I told her she didn’t owe me anything for the meal. So this more value then free.
And I swear I went on a little rant about how “I consider the meal to be free. But if we were to be placing values here. A dollar is just not equal”. Then stopped mid rant and went “oh god, that just sounds like a bit from Seinfeld”
Told the tale later to 2 other folk, and they said it’s George coded. Which out of all Seinfeld characters to be seen as. Feel like he’s the better choice.
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I really wasn’t going to post this then I realised it is bizarrely relevant tangentially to most of my interests as well as boring life story sooooo🙃🙃🙃🙃
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i made this great meme and no one on fb liked it, maybe y'all will enjoy
and here’s cleo:
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My dad just saw me watching the sopranos and asked me if I was watching Seinfeld 💀
I guess if you squint hard enough, Tony and George may look alike
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George: Just as she was. Hey, Mario! Remember us?
Mario: No.
Jerry: We used to come in every day.
Mario: So where ya been? We’re tanking here.
George: We’ll have 2 slices and 2 grape sodas.
Mario:(sarcastically) Oh, thanks. That’ll save us.
Jerry: All right, make it the large sodas.
George: Hey, Jerry, remember Frogger? I used to be so into this game. Gettin’ that frog across the street was my entire life.
Jerry: Yeah. And then you went on to…Well, it’s a good game.
George: Double jump! Eat the fly! Eat it!
Boy:(annoyed)Thanks a lot.
George: Ah, beat it, punk.
Jerry: Hey, look at the high score–“G.L.C.” George Louis Costanza. That’s not you, is it?
George: Yes! 860,000. I can’t believe it’s still standing. No one has beaten me in like 10 years.
Jerry: I remember that night.
George: The perfect combination of Mountain Dew and mozzarella…just the right amount of grease on the joystick…
Mario: Here’s your pizza, pea brains.
Jerry: I think I remember why we stopped coming here.
George: Yeah.
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I don’t bat for Seinfeld, but I’ll admit that the line “Is that the suicide talk or the nickname talk?” spoken with the casual air of one who’s heard both kinds of talk before, is a certified zinger.
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Newman: (singing) Yes, you’re once. Twice. Three times…Aaah! Aaagh! Aah-aah. Oh, oh, the humanity! Aaagh!
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is it evil that i never want jerry and elaine to get together but to keep a strange simmering tension between each other the rest of their lives that goes mostly unacknowledged but sustains them forever ?!
